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Herein lies the mysterious and baffling prophecies of the amazing Jesse.

1.  A Catholic Priest will be investigated for child molestation.
 
2. An Palestinian will suicide bomb himself and several Israelis, probably lots of children too.
 
3. President W will perish in office before the end of his term, and if he somehow gets re-elected, he will die then.  (theory: every president since Harrison has died in office who was elected on a multiple of 20, exept for Reagan who is so senile that hes practically dead anyway)  
 
4. The Supreme court will remove another consitutional right, especially for those under 21.
 
5. The price of gasoline will continue to rise.
 
6. On the other hand, old mens' peni will not.
 
7. NASA will continue to discover you get what you pay for. (i.e. spend nothing, get nothing)
 
8. Someone will die of capital punishment in Texas.
 
9.  Bill Gate will run out of money for his anti-trust lawsuits approximately when the Earth is enveloped by the Sun.
 
10. Newspapers will demonize those who destroy the lives of a few (i.e. common thugs) and overlook those who destroy the lives of many (i.e. corporate criminals).
 
11. Our wise conservative President will invade a 3rd world country in the name of national security and will install a more US-friendly dictator.
 
More predictions to come!