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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, if you have no idea what you are looking at you best repent you heathen bastardo.

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Jon Stewart, who will likely herein be refered to as God, is the center and probably the impetus of "the best television program, EVER."

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Famous Quotes of the Daily Show

"if you've so good at being a lesbain, then why are you turning me on?" -Stephen Colbert

"should we hate all gay people, or just the ones that turn us on?" -Stephen Colbert

"Gezum," apparently the nickname of a senator, "also what a Ukranian Prostitute yells when the condom breaks, GEZUM!!!" -John Stewart

When the inventor of the segway discussed the parallels between the devise and real people, Stewart finished with: "yeah, in fact theres one at your home right now, ****ing your wife" -John Stewart
 
How is it that every economy Bush touches turns to shit? -John Stewart

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