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This is Christina my beautiful, intelligent, cute and extremely sexy girlfriend.

So innocent
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Christina says "First impressions last forever"
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TURN ONS:
 
Purple!
Sleeping
Trading Spaces
Sweaters
Heat
50 year old British men
Little animals
Shiny things (Bling Bling)
Cuddling
Eating
Chocolate
Cosmopolitian (the drink)
 

Intelligence is sexy
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So witty
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Christina says "Not that this is good, but no one
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cares what you say, only how you look"

TURN OFFS:
 
The cold
Water
Swimming
Walking
Video games
Hoochie mama's
Vitamins
Cheese flavored food
Milk
Eggs

So adept
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And she is all mine, so give up any aspirations of grandeur.